1.
*five minutes before closing time at work*
me: nice now that theres no customers i guess i can start closing up :-)
customer:
friendlycoolguy
2. Staying polite, despite everything
working in retail
me: hey
customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE
me: okay let me know if you have any questions !
goths7
3. Being so very sorry for making a mistake
sleepyglaciers
4. The lively banter
me: hi how are y’all doin today
customer: good how are you
me: im great how are you
burgrs
5. The alternate persona
reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice batmanisagatewaydrug
she is so FAKE. c-bassmeow
6. The meaningless “closed” sign
cnnbreaking
7. The million-dollar question
problems-of-retail
8. Deliberately withholding from customers
pleasefireme
9. The truth about the “back”
jax.sucks
10. Forgotten manners
“It’s their job to do that. You don’t have to say thank you”
hedgehog-with-a-bl0g
11. Delivering bad news
problems-of-retail
12. Fending for yourself
illumahottie
13. This hypocritical moment
retailrage
14. The mathematical dilemma
problems-of-retail
15. Solidarity among physically drained colleagues
problems-of-retail
16. Destroying displays for no apparent reason
This is it. This is retail.
thelighthouseguardian
17. Turning the charm on when you need to
when corporate comes to evaluate
workplacesupportgroup
18. Customers who know more than you
justin-introduction
19. The ever-refreshing humour
retailrage
20. Eventually returning to freedom
centerofastar