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If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do?
You go home because it’s your favorite one being used
Math is easy
envydatropic
2.
me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete
nerdyhealthblr
3.
I know we’re at the gym, dude, but panting heavily at the urinal is always gonna be creepy.
sbasilone
4.
When someone stands directly in front of you at the gym
christinacupani
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theyre playing Seal’s “Kiss From A Rose” at the gym & everyones crying. one guys lighting candles & offering backrubs “cuz we deserve it”
davedittell
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fox
7.
[gym]
Me loudly: one day I’ll be so strong [makes cut throat motion to member of staff] I’ll cancel my membership & just keep coming anyway.
david8hughes
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Instagram
9.
That face a baby makes when you feed him a lemon wedge, but it’s me at the gym trying to bench 85 lbs.
SirEviscerate
10.
gymmemesofficial
11.
when i die please drag my body to the gym for one last shamelessly desperate selfie
ch000ch
12.
My favorite part of going to the gym is when I sit in my car before going in, listening to music and contemplating getting a drink instead.
DesiJed
13.
Everyone at my gym agrees: the best place for two people to have a conversation is in a doorway!
PFTompkins
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When you’re working out at the gym, looking hard and intense while people have no idea your headphones are blasting Adele.
dewaynejustinjr
15.
Making some nice side $$ reading ppl’s crotch sweat prints on equipment at the gym
AndyRichter
16.
Wanted to ask a woman a question at the gym and began “hi I am gay, sorry to bother you” and I think I will continue this practice forever.
ihatejoelkim
17.
Hitting the gym later. Gonna wail on my pecs, slam on my delts, rail on my dorbs, crunch on my zonks and go to town on my flarbs.
senderblock23
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