#1 My wife says I don’t understand breakfast in bed


#2 Well, if Google doesn’t know, nobody does!

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#3 My wife literally said, “don’t move”, then snapped this pic of me

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#4 Never have I been so mad at my wife before.

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#5 My husband loves me!!! Want to know why?? Today I broke his guitar and he is not going to divorce me!!! I’m sooooo sorry!!!!

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#6 My wife naps like this…

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#7 When you feed your husband a birthday cinnamon roll and forget that wax melts.

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#8 My daughter hates it when her sandwich is not cut perfect in half. My wife had to up her game to annoy her.

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#9 My wife, sister-in-law, and mother-in-law are completely indiscernible from behind in the morning.


#10 Asked my wife where my eye drops were. She responded “in the bedroom on the tv stand under the lightswitch slightly trapped between the wall”. Amazing!

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#11 My wife doesn’t know I’m working from home today. This is my wife, working on her novel. Expected release date: 2052.

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#12 I didn’t realize my wife left the kids’ presents in the car until I checked the rear view mirror.

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#13 According to my wife with the effects of heat rising this will dry quicker!!

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#14 My wife has been waiting for 2 days for me to open fridge.

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#15 Wife left a note saying she left some french toast in the pan for me. Was disappointed

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#16 That one time your wife helps you cut your hair 5 minutes before you leave for church.

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