1.
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"
— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017
Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
2.
Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"
— kelsey (@silence__kit) July 7, 2017
3.
Uber driver: ………..
— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) August 6, 2017
Me: ……….
Uber driver: ……….
Me: 5 stars.
4.
We really sitting here on our phone scrolling on an app while we float through space on a dying rock pic.twitter.com/9mNFt0t7Bq
— أسود (@NasMaraj) August 4, 2017
5.
she took the midnight train going anywhere pic.twitter.com/9oxVuBZLId
— ale (@oafale) August 6, 2017
6.
Riley, you're a genius. pic.twitter.com/Lp3VAf7C2Q
— Joel Willans (@Joelwillans) July 30, 2017
7.
I think my Uber driver is in trouble pic.twitter.com/GxIsapbzyO
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) July 25, 2017
8.
I asked my parents for a ring and they got me 4pic.twitter.com/BHbH3u7nnw
— Bijal Patel(@simply_bijal) August 5, 2017
9.
Thanks for the clarification, Dad. pic.twitter.com/Y2ulMh7sJV
— Ray (@rayy_baybay) July 21, 2017
10.
my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow
— Semra (@SemraDurmisevic) July 15, 2017
me: yes
my mom today: do u work today
me: yes i already told u
my mom when i'm at work: where are u
11.
my ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass…… pic.twitter.com/8MrPM5E5Mv
— ace (@iamalishajo) July 17, 2017
12.
My dog saw a dog that looked exactly like her pic.twitter.com/hMb6Powska
— kim k (@missvanessadiaz) July 2, 2017
13.
@mxargo
14.
Still don't believe in evolution? pic.twitter.com/sfScZWtmfe
— lexi rae (@dysplacement) June 30, 2017
15.
My mom just sent me this of my dad pic.twitter.com/fMuVFTkpBQ
— Paige Alban (@paigealban23) July 3, 2017
16.
Yesterday I learned that my mom has no idea what our dog looks like pic.twitter.com/N6xUWvseci
— Jeff Squires (@jeff_jssj) June 28, 2017
17.
My mom dropped me off today for College freshman orientation and she sends me this… #TXST21 pic.twitter.com/etJhflZrE0
— Avery Leilani (@Avery_Leilani) June 20, 2017
18.
@BabyNewport
19.
@katewhiteshark
20.
I JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THEN ?!!!?? pic.twitter.com/j6EGWvCtBt
— sarah (@sarahjorden_) June 20, 2017
21.
@LeoBlakeCarter
22.
My dog's ear is like the perfect picture to show your hairdresser if you want beachy waves and caramel highlights pic.twitter.com/vSuoDqKQ8u
— Kerbie Gibbs (@kerbiegibbs) June 24, 2017
23.
So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head
— B (@Bentono10) September 14, 2016
24.
@XLNB
25.
@YungPakistani