#1 Are you there, God? It’s me, anxiety.
[meeting god at the pearly gates]
r u mad at me lol
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#2 So when can I start?
Interviewer: would you call yourself a hard worker?
Me: absolutely. I make almost everything harder than it has to be.
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#3 *wheezes*

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#4 Does my therapist like me?
My therapist:
Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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#5 Now seems like a great time for a meltdown.
Logic: “Just apologize and explain yourself and everything will be alright.”
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#6 They’re so loud.

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#7 This stress-relief tea doesn’t seem to be working.
[on the couch having tea]
Me: this is nice.
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#8 Sometimes talking is hazardous to your health.

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#9 Did I pay for this jacket?
Anxiety is knowing you didn’t steal anything and you’re still nervous the metal dectors are going to go off
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#10 When is Coachella? I need to know when to spend the week off Instagram.

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#11 Reads WebMD once.
Me: Goodnight.
Brain: Pssst.
Me: What?
Brain: What disease do you think we have?
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#12 I’m rubber and you’re glue, please hold me.
Sticks and stones may break my bones
Words will also hurt me
Compliments make me uncomfortable
I have social anxiety
I’m a wreck
Just go
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#13 You would be amazed how far my brain can flex.

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#14 *Googles how much money should I have in my 401K by the time I’m 30*

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#15 TIL coffee makes anxiety worse. Probably still going to drink 4 cups a day.
Coffee is fun because it wakes me up but ALSO it gives my anxiety the energy it needs to question every text i’ve ever sent and how i probably fucked the conversation all the way up
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#16 Why am I crying in the club rn?

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#17 Wow that’s so sweet of you.
brain: here’s a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you
me: why did you bring me this
brain: just because
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#18 Here we go again.
anxiety: oh no
me: oh god what is it
anxiety: you forgot
me: forgot what
anxiety: the thing you forgot
anxiety: all of them
me: …
anxiety: you’re gonna get yelled at
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#19 Take a look around! We’re open 24/7.

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#20 Any Scorpios here?
How is my therapist going to look me in the eye and tell me my commitment issues stem from trauma and not my zodiac sign
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#21 That was easy.

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#22 Anxiety is like going on a constant road trip into your own insecurities.
BRAIN: hey whachya doin
ME: nothing just relaxing
BRAIN: would u like to think about all of ur failures
ME: what no
BRAIN: and away we go
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#23 TBH I still do this.
In elementary school when we would have read out loud to the class from the textbook I would literally count the kids in front of me and figure out what section I was reading so I could practice it before it got to my turn & I think that’s where my anxiety started.
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#24 I’m doing great!


#25 Every day of my life.
Im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things:
every person on earth & their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
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#26 Someone get the Unsolved guys on the case.
Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself
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