#1 This person who basically quit their job:

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#2 This person who’s lucky their boss has a sense of humor:

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#3 This person who had a SpongeBob conspiracy they just had to let out:

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#4 This person who texted the wrong person:

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#5 This person who chose to drunk text at the perfect time:

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#6 This person who made false promises:

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#7 This person who turned themselves in:

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#8 This person who was definitely late:

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#9 This person who gave themselves more work:

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#10 This person who got off…this time:

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#11 This person who just needed to go shopping:

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#12 This person whose drunk cousin decided to do the dirty work for them:

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#13 This person who’s probably unemployed now:

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#14 This person who should have probably had two shots less:

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#15 This person who decided to try out their worst drunken French:

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#16 This person who made a new brother:

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And finally, this person who didn’t technically send a text, but I felt like it needed to be included:

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