1.
Kind of mad that I’m not allowed a dog or a cat in my flat but I can presumably move a baby in any time I want
mlle_elle
2.
Just spent 22 bucks on shampoo for my dog but I’m still over here showering with 2 dollar suave
wadeinspace
3.
Me: *Sobbing* One minute he loves me and the next he wants nothing to do me!
Therapist: That’s pretty typical cat behavior….
PetiteRainCity
4.
My mom dressed up as my dog noooooo
zoebaumann_
5.
Who is cyber bullying my son
estrellitaxvx
6.
Decided to make an album on my phone with the dogs photos so they’re “easier to find” when I want to show people. 209 photos later, I do not think this will be any easier.
_airwreckaaaaa
7.
We love Chacos
trangnnguyenn
8.
I’m the I have to tell the dogs where I’m going and when I’ll be back kind of dog mom.
daniellethegrey
9.
If you’re having a bad day just know my dad replaced my senior picture with a picture of our dog
MNjus
10.
Saying “Bless You” out loud when my cat sneezes makes me
amymiller
11.
Recently confirmed that independently of each other, both my husband and I apparently tuck the dog in every night and kiss his forehead.
longstorylong
12.
If my cat doesn’t like you then i can’t like you
Sorry i don’t make the rules
mtaucoin
13.
YO MY SON JUST GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL!!!!! LMAO
surrgee
14.
Hey sorry I’m late, I had to hold my cat like a baby.
annetdonahue
15.
My mum kept my baby clothes she knitted for me so I could put them on my future children so I did
charmele0n
16.
How dare you call me mentally unstable, on this, the day of my cat’s quinceanera.
phranqueigh
17.
I’M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG
victoriaaycock
18.
Sorry I wasn’t listening when you were talking about your dog. I was busy looking in my phone for a picture of my superior dog.
primawesome
19.
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt.
liz_buckley