1.
Just helpin’ mom carry in the groceries.
@Budheiser44
2.
I use “my kid is sick” as an excuse to get out of stuff so often, my daughter just got a letter from the Make a Wish Foundation.
@simoncholland
3. This mom who orders meals for her “kid” so she can have a little side dish.
ALL THE FOOD AND WINE with my Twin!!
becsternator, Instagram
4.
Me (lying on the couch): Can you please get me a cookie and an ice cold glass of lemonade?
My 8yo: Sure mom!
@BitsofBee
5.
Me: I’m applying for a job, but I don’t think I’ll get it.
She: DON’T YOU TALK LIKE THAT MOM! YOU’LL GET THAT JOB, I KNOW IT!
@scantilyglad
6.
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
@VancityReynolds
7.
Can’t, too busy eating my kid’s Halloween candy that I told him I threw away.
@mrs_fun
8.
The girls are giving me a pedicure bless them.
@mrschurchill29
9.
My quality of life just went up!
@mdwhite74
10.
12yr old daughter just caught and released a mouse from our hallway while son,11, simultaneously did same with a big spider !
@stu_mayhew
11.
My 8 year old just massaged me for a half hour and I’m not mad about it
@tarina_mccann
12.
Madison just rocked my world. Activated emoji’s on my iPhone.
@kelligotthardt
13.
So this is why I had kids. A chief sock putter onner.
@AlwaysComputing
