1. This kid’s amazing Halloween costume.

Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor: “Gently kiss the dolphin”
My nephew: @gothamsbatman

3. Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds @tastefactory

this is my 1st time babysitting & idk where i went wrong but my niece is currently asleep on her head
do i call the parents or the exorcist @MikaelaLong

5. My sister is quite the speller @Jessie_Gaudard

6. LMFAOOOOOOOOO I just walked in on my son eating wings in the bathtub @TheMilfGod

7. My brother & his wife left a shopping list unattended, their 6-year-old son got to it, and … @abroshar

8. So my niece decided to sneak off & jump in another families picture! Lmfao @jordieham

9. My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. @bottlerocket13


11. When your 9 year old sister see your ex with a new bitch @dbilllllz

12. When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home… @annaszpalik14

13. My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster… @VictorPopeJr

14. The kids have made me breakfast. #FathersDay @joeheenan

15. When you’re just trying to chill, but your mama wants to take pictures of you. @lontierbanks