#1

If Harry Potter has a "secret keeper" spell where one person knows your secret location and nobody can ever find you unless they betray you, but they also have an "unbreakable vow" spell where someone dies if they betray you, why would anyone ever use one without the other

— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) May 6, 2020

#2

the first two harry potter movies vs. the rest of them pic.twitter.com/yXV50LRd1Z

— victoire (@siriusclaw) May 4, 2020

#3

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#4

harry potter and the goddamn headache pic.twitter.com/azlu8tGpao

— marian (@gayrauder) May 5, 2020

#5

dumbledore: so we have a points system to keep all of the houses in a healthy competition

draco malfoy: that sounds like fun

dumbledore: tHaT sOuNdS LiKE fUn shut the fu*k up 100 points to gryffindor

— kie (@kieransofar) May 4, 2020

#6

cedric diggory: you know the prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor? it's not a bad place for a bath. just take your egg and… mull things over in the hot water.

harry potter: pic.twitter.com/6jTp1icfjB

— marian (@gayrauder) May 1, 2020

#7

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#8

I can't believe Harry Potter really said Snape was the bravest man he ever knew when his godfather was Sirius

— zeynep (@hermionesly) May 12, 2020

#9

hagrid with harry, hermione and ron https://t.co/nQfuYrOmr4

— victoire (@siriusclaw) April 15, 2020

#10

this is how petunia dursley prepared breakfast:

for her son, dudley for harry potter pic.twitter.com/Rj4KCifWqh

— marian (@gayrauder) May 11, 2020

#11

funny how hermione granger said when she was young that she wouldn't work with ministry of magic because she actually wanted to do some good in the world and then ended up being THE minister of magic

— victoire (@siriusclaw) April 24, 2020

#12

Dumbledore: HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

Harry: im a kid

Dumbledore: obviously you couldn't have done it then

Harry:

Dumbledore: i knew that

Harry: kinda seems like you didn't

Dumbledore: hey you know what fu*k you play in the murder tournament idgaf

— Quilliam (@nyquills) May 5, 2020

#13

harry explaining to ron and hermione why voldemort is still alive pic.twitter.com/wB4TfUhJTi

— marian (@gayrauder) February 20, 2020

#14

ron weasley when it’s time to eat the rich and he will have to eat harry potter pic.twitter.com/hGI8FA6y84

— victoire (@siriusclaw) March 12, 2020

#15

when ron thought hermione was lying about her date for the yule ball and then he sees her looking like a queen with an international quidditch player https://t.co/EhXs6NEoDl

— marian (@gayrauder) May 4, 2020

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