1.
someone: *sends me a 6 minute video*
me *35 seconds later*: haha that was very funny!thank you for sending it
mrcrockervevo

2.
My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there
timeaway

3.
me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want
convinceful

4.
*stops playing video games and remembers real life* wtf the fuck
gatorbiscuits

5.
ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country
soggyhotdog

6.
*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know
cruciphix

7.
“just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

cakejam

8.
*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,
mellarkish

9.
mirror: mmm yasss you look so goooood
phone camera: you’re ugly go to bed
canadian

10.
me: – *texting my mom that i love her and that i hope she has a great day*
some middle aged artist across the street: – *sees that i’m on my phone and creates a whole art piece about how cell phones are sucking the souls out of people and are the root of all evil*
snorlaxatives

11.
so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
threelisabeth

12.
*blogs from phone in front of my computer*
zackisontumblr

13.
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
teamrocketing

14.
Props to people who have only 16 GB of storage on their phone and make it work.
delriodelano

15.
I pick up the phone, unlock it, look at the screen for few seconds and lock it again.
adrenaline

16.
me: why isn’t anyone replying to my texts :(
me: *is currently not responding to like twelve different people*
jakepassas

17.
facebook: someone added photo of you
me: fuck
nipplefiesta

18.
i am online and you all have to deal with it
wizardjpeg