Sometimes a fail can turn into a fashion win. Sometimes.

"Very ridiculous that I am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that."

Protect old people.

*Cries into avocado toast.*

It ain't so bad!

"I can now add, 'Yelled at by two priests at once,' to my list of accomplishments."

If you've ever fallen for "updog," this one's for you.

Just with a few extra weird details.

"I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs."

"Like, okay, I know astrology is fake, but it’s real."

These are some high quality tweets.

Dare you not to smile.

"Name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier."

It's all fun and games until someone becomes a CEO.

“Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.”

"Still bragging about high school basketball games from ten years ago."