1.
ENTER PASSWORD.
— Joey Ellis (ghost) (@joeyellis) August 17, 2015
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
2.
ME: I wasn't invited to the party
— andrew chamings (@AndrewChamings) December 6, 2016
FRIEND: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic
ME: [slaps friend with silk glove] Then I shall die alone
3.
— Cube (@TheIciestCube) August 24, 2017
4.
15 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet.
— Noah Smith (@Noahpinion) August 28, 2017
5.
As you explain your opinion, I slowly pull the drawstrings on your hoodie until your face is completely covered, then leave without a word.
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) July 19, 2015
6.
HATE when I'm having a gossip at work then a customer needs serving. Can u wait
— Al (@alice_vassallo) August 20, 2017
7.
When your mom starts listing all the stuff she wants done around the house pic.twitter.com/HFaY1c5b8F
— Ryan Harrington (@RyanH_11) August 7, 2017
8.
me after Amazon lowers Whole Food's prices pic.twitter.com/fTHbiNN9jP
— cassi (@tamboochie) August 26, 2017
9.
me venting to someone that probably low key hates me and is gonna talk shit about me in a group chat later pic.twitter.com/7e3aruJfo0
— adrian (@homosexualangeI) August 24, 2017
10.
Apple needs to explain to me how I have my phone on do not disturb and ppl still disturbing me
— krys (@krystalleyanel) August 19, 2017
11.
My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. pic.twitter.com/rFzaXLiXgi
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 9, 2017
12.
if I tell you I'm 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem
— Sarah (@HeySar4h) August 16, 2017
13.
@IgnoranceGawd
14.
Single af. Financially unstable. Emotionally distressed. And just moved into an overpriced apartment with roommates. All by the age of 21. pic.twitter.com/97ECqP6DmE
— Sharon (@garbage_bagel) August 22, 2017
15.
That bean doesn’t even have a face but it looks so done with that other bean’s shit
@_BasedMistress
16.
My goal is to have $20,000 in my bank account by the New Years I already got $2.91
— MoniqueeX (@ruthhieee_) August 25, 2017
17.
took a DNA test and found out I'm 100% back on my bullshit
— Chelsea MacMillan (@chelseaamac) August 24, 2017
18.
me deleting the oxford comma from a post so it meets the character limit pic.twitter.com/RkTYwzLyBz
— Rikky! Rikki! Rikkè! (@rwxoxo) August 7, 2017
19.
Lmaooo, my 13 year old sister don't play pic.twitter.com/jsCtPRmhMN
— isabella (@isa_hella_) August 23, 2017
20.
@LebaenesePapi
21.
i love calling ppl "b" cus they never know what u mean. bitch? babe? barnacle boy? they'll never know
— sam (@vitacocoa) August 12, 2017
22.
So no love and support ? pic.twitter.com/bBROWNcihh
— nope nevermind (@hahaholyfuck) August 19, 2017
23.
How y'all look hating on people who don't know you pic.twitter.com/qgSkb6uPtB
— Amb(@macambcheese) August 7, 2017
24.
@nyehsquidsquid
25.
@JohnnyNami
26.
I'd rather die than make two trips carrying in groceries! pic.twitter.com/LuNXXJJ5nD
— Squatty Hottie (@HoJoLego) January 17, 2017
27.
This girl was meant to send my snap to her friend but instead she sent it to me pic.twitter.com/fe63HJhveh
— Zara (@ZaraNotTheShop) August 7, 2017
28.
LMFAO IM IN THE MOVIE THEATER AND SOMEONE SENT THIS TO ME pic.twitter.com/agGFFJBjBj
— GLAM GOTH(@TheGlamGoth) August 19, 2017
29.
when you listening to one of you fave songs but it's got a bad memories attached to it and but it's a good song pic.twitter.com/IiWmCLC3x0
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) August 10, 2017
30.
When your cellular connection accidentally shoots your shot for you… pic.twitter.com/fijEJtOHSc
— kody (@KodeineCrazy) August 15, 2017
31.
i've been a student for 10 years, is this how jobhunting works? pic.twitter.com/9rS4tVL9oQ
— Erinn Atwater (@errorinn) August 10, 2017
32.
@stylezmajor_
33.
College Kids on campus be like pic.twitter.com/AUa2NT3LgT
— Aegon Targaryen (@JetJohnson92) November 11, 2014