1. This “wrong text”
“Don’t come over”

Eklypto__

2. Then there’s this
Bye

SqueakyLeeks

3. Then there’s this existential crisis
Inner monologue as Tinder opener

HoDub

4. How about this cartoon lover
3D girls are not what this guy is looking for on Tinder, apparently

justicepecs

5. OK, this isn’t creepy…NOT
Friend just sent me this. Sweet recovery bro

Waitforsquirtle

6. How about none of the above with that guy
Ok cool haha.

eggsplorer

7. Embarrassing isn’t even the word
Guy I knew in high school just doesn’t understand “no”

Serendipitous14

8. One question too many
So.. can we be friends?

Heme713

9. What’s with all these emotes
*Shoots self*

io7hazcookiez

10. Please take this guy’s phone away
We haven’t spoken in 5 years

msfrizzle-does-dabs

11. Bro, you proved her point
My friend barely met this guy last week. Real men don’t get turned down.

lossaysswag

12. Keep it
He’s willing to kiss my non-veg lips

PotatoMuffinMafia

13. And you’re knot a good person
Fine you’re knot beautiful

baku_11

14. Oh Steve, yikes
Yes. Yes I would mind.

TheRedWoman00

15. A different person you’re not, bro
Not the only time this guy let me know he wanted to have sex with me (which we never did, btw)

no_name_no_blame_lol

16. Please stay far, far away
Total stranger texted my friend last night

drewxdeficit

17. No, thank you
No nudes or anything…

AFridayPickle

18. Welp..

That_One_Pabs

19. And finally, what’s with all these roleplay scenarios

tinyplasticfood