#1 “Shut Up and Dance” by Walk the Moon

Something physically and chemically happens to straight people when this comes on at weddings. They simply lose it.
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#2 “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” by Whitney Houston

A song that makes not only gays but also straights scream.
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#3 “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey

If this wasn’t played at a wedding, were two straight people even married?
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#4 “Happy” by Pharrell

Your 4-year-old niece and 83-year-old grandma’s favorite song.
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#5 “Hey Ya!” by Outkast

I have never seen my grandma go so hard while shaking it like a Polaroid picture.
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#6 “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk and Pharrell

Your 4-year-old niece and 83-year-old grandma’s OTHER favorite song.
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#7 “Can’t Stop the Feeling” by Justin Timberlake

Straight people and weddings are the only things keeping this song alive. It needs to die.
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#8 “Livin’ On A Prayer” by Bon Jovi

Straight people get real loud when this gets played. REAL LOUD.
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#9 “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran

This and that “Thinking Out Loud” song. Ed Sheeran IS wedding music.
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#10 “Come On Eileen” by Dexy’s Midnight Runners

Another song my gay a*s loves at a straight wedding.
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#11 “Uptown Funk” by Bruno Mars

It’s like the “YMCA” of modern-day wedding songs and I’m not even mad about it!
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#12 Most Maroon 5 songs

There is a reason they played the Super Bowl, after all.
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#13 “Mambo No. 5″ by Lou Bega

A fun wedding moment…for about 37 seconds, before it gets annoying.
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#14 “Toxic” by Britney Spears

Like I literally always say: “Toxic” is for straight people.
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#15 “Love Shack” by the B-52s

Not gonna lie, my gay a*s loses its damn mind at “tin roof…rusted!”
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#16 “Low” by Flo Rida

They always play this at like 10:30 when your aunts are 5 chardonnays in.
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#17 “Time of Our Lives” by Pitbull feat. Ne-Yo

A low-key bop, TBH.
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#18 The other Pitbull song with Christina Aguilera

Another low-key bop.
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#19 “Fireball” by Pitbull

Honestly weddings are just one big Pitbull concert.
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#20 “Raise Your Glass” by Pink

A favorite for everyone with a talk-to-the-manager haircut.
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#21 “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Your problematic-on-Facebook Aunt Jill’s favorite song of all time.
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