1. These pizza rocks

These look like slices of Jupiter’s atmosphere
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2. This premium canned red grease

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3. This Dr. Pepper that’ll knock you off your feet

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4. This lumpy burrito that breathes heavy

I want to poke it. I want to poke the belly right now.
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5. This poisonous-flavored blue drank

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6. This ripe interactive avocado

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7. This “always fresh” multi-purpose liquid

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8. These scrumptious mops

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9. These soaps that are definitely not a chewy treat

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10. These soft and dry cheeseballs

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11. This body wash that probably doesn’t mix well with tonic

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12. These sesame seeded fungi

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13. These magical bath bombs

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14. This odd-shaped head of cabbage

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15. These country-sized frosted mini-wheats

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16. This cafeteria milk container of air rifle pellets

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17. These very dry biscuits

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18. This box of elastic-tasting linguine

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