"This won't fly in college" — every high school teacher ever.
Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad.
It's lit...English lit.
"An 8 a.m. class in high school is completely different from an 8 a.m. in college."
"If I don't get to sleep in, ain't nobody in this university gonna get to sleep in."
"tHiS wOnT fLy In ColLeGe."
"Prof sick, class cancelled, see you Wednesday if I'm still alive."
These roommates are just...WOW.
"First day of school" you tweet as you roll over in bed and skip your first class.
The ACTUAL important stuff.
"Very ridiculous that I am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that."
"How do people major in mathematics? Don't you love yourself?"
"The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied...and...pasted???"
I skip test questions like I'm gonna be a different person when I come back to them.
You'd think a $40,000 education would get you double-ply toilet paper.