They can burst into tears or throat punch you at any given moment.
Husband: "Why are you so tired?" Me: "Because I'm assembling a person and there are a lot of little pieces!"
Wipe that gummy little smile off your face, baby!
I spent ten minutes trying to figure out why my Target card wouldn't work at Walmart.
If you are wondering how pregnant I am, I'm 7 different kinds of ice cream in the freezer pregnant.
Sometimes you just gotta "call in pregnant."
New baby, new problems.
This too shall pass...in about nine months.