Millennial culture is TikTok being a Kesha song instead of an app.
This one's **finally** for you.
Someone had to tell baby boomers the truth.
I'm over them.
*Cries into avocado toast.*
"Fighting with your parents because they were mean to customer service workers."
literally no one: me: are you mad at me?
No, no, no.
You know boomers had it good because their go-to midlife crisis move was buying an expensive car.
We grew up in a time of unprecedented technological change.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but empty the lint trap in your clothes dryer.
You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter.
These stories are unverified, yet entertaining nonetheless.