"Haven't been there. One star."
"I saw the free dishwasher. I live in Smyrna. Got anything else to throw in to make it worth my time?"
Some people really have no shame.
Prepare to roll your eyes and shake your head!
I overheard you giving your number to the employee and I remembered it.
Not sure why you'd text me back when you knew you still had a boyfriend...
Why you screenshotting me?
Sometimes you gotta destroy any chance of a date just to make a great pun.