Literally Just A Bunch Of Funny Tweets About Amazon Buying Out Whole Foods
I, too, spend $13.7 billion at Whole Foods.
Literally Just 14 Hilarious Tweets From This Weekend
"There's no party in hell; it's just one endless BBQ!" — some church sign
24 People Whose Gyms Are Full Of Assholes
Good morning to everyone except people who curl in the squat rack.
Just 18 Really Funny Tweets About James Comey’s Beautifully Written Testimony
Is Beyoncé doing the Comey halftime show or are we stuck with goddamn Coldplay again?
26 Old Taylor Swift Tweets That Prove She DGAF
I just used a Sharpie as eye liner in the airplane bathroom.
20 Funny Tweets By Derek
He calls himself a "contributor to global warming" but a more accurate title would be the king of comedy.
28 Old Justin Bieber Tweets That Belong In A Fucking Museum
I stink at math!
30 Dumb Tweets You Can’t Help But Laugh At
The dumber the funnier, imho.
28 Tweets That Prove You Can’t Argue With Scottish Logic
She tagged him in a dog video, defo means she's shagging him.
Literally Just 26 Really Funny Tweets About Australia
"Don't be a shit c*nt." — ancient Australian proverb
20 Tumblr Posts That Are Strangely Relatable
Don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
25 Tweets That Only Dog Owners Will Truly Understand
Some people argue dogs are the best thing that happened to humanity. They're loyal, cheerful, friendly, smart... It's no surprise we get carried when they're around.
20 Tweets Women Will Find True For No Damn Good Reason
I don't know how, but they're all true.
24 Funny Tweets That’ll Distract You For A Hot Minute
You can always count on Twitter.
20 Hilarious History Memes That Should Be Shown In History Classes
Human history is full of gruesome power struggles, cruel executions, sickening genocides, famine, disease, and sometimes seems unappealing and grim to say the least.
32 Jokes About Marriage That Will Make You Both Laugh
But really, what do you want to eat tonight?