1.
i used to get so mad waiting 2 hours for my parents to say goodbye at their friend’s house but my 20s have taught me it really be like that
@jaboukie

2.
my 20s as movie franchise
21: The Disappointment & The Anxiety
22: 2 Disappointed 2 Anxious
23: The Disappoinment & The Anxiety: Tokyo Drift
@twelveoclocke

3.
Single af. Financially unstable. Emotionally distressed. And just moved into an overpriced apartment with roommates. All by the age of 21.

@garbage_bagel

4.
True mark of adulthood: Instead of your parents scheduling your doctors appointments, you just avoid going and hope you don’t die.
@jonoBLITZ

5.
AMBITION AT 18: I want to heal the world!
AMBITION AT 28: I want to become so successful my exes have vivid, recurring nightmares about me.
@gaywonk

6.
Age 15: someday I’m going to own a Ferrari
Age 20: maybe I’ll get a BMW someday
Age 25: I hope someone in a Mercedes hits me in a crosswalk
@shutupmikeginn

7.
me at 18: im gonna move to new york and go on so many dates
me at 26: if i put my phone in a ziploc bag i can go on twitter in the shower
@bobvulfov

8.
when you’re younger you think your twenties is gonna be nonstop fun & all night parties & adventures but honestly it’s just this

@imteddybless

9.
Every millennial’s fav game: trying to figure out how your friends afford their lifestyle
@dirtbagg

10.
sometimes I forget I’m 24 and all my friends aren’t 18 anymore


@spendmydollar

11.
finding out your friend from high school is a teacher now is the adult version of seeing your teacher at the grocery store
@csydelko

12.
the disappointment of becoming an adult & realising all the adults u thought had all the answers were just lying to themselves like u r now

@INDIEWASHERE

13.
Is there an age where you stop moving the same pile of stuff from your bed onto the floor every night or is adulthood just a lie?
@ItsDanSheehan

14.
BACK TO SCHOOL
OR IF YOU ARE AN ADULT
THE WHEEL CONTINUES RELENTLESSLY SPINNING LARGELY WITHOUT CHANGE
@SICKOFWOLVES

15.
adulthood is emailing “sorry for the delayed response!” back and forth until one of you dies
@Marissa__Miller

16.
“When employers want you to have 10yrs of work experience before the age of 22″

@teemahbal88

17.
school prepares us for real life bc passing a class & not knowing how u passed or wat the class was about is how u feel evrey day as a adult
@jonnysun

18.
[The doorbell rings as a kid]
A NEW FRIEND? FOR ME? LETS FIND OUT
[The doorbell rings as an adult]
I still have time to fake my own death
@TheDreamGhoul