50+ Pretty Good Tweets About Canada

I can't believe Drake discovered Canada almost 150 years ago.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) July 1, 2015

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: CANADIAN WINTER
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 7, 2014

Imagine schoolchildren trying to guess in 30 years what nation celebrated a landmark anniversary with these national symbols. pic.twitter.com/OEfvGHc4NP
— Sean Craig (@sdbcraig) June 30, 2017

When it costs $1580 for shipping.. #CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/yprQNr7pQ6
— Alyssa Butler (@_Alyssa_Butler) April 18, 2016

Just found out America doesn't celebrate Canada Day until July 4th? Weird.
— Steve Patterson (@patterballs) July 3, 2015

Meanwhile in canada we be like!! pic.twitter.com/dOJZmj7Uxi
— GROW YOUR KUSH (@growyourkush) November 29, 2014

1. Justin Trudeau 2. at Pride 3. wearing rainbow socks 4. high-fiving a little girl dressed as Wonder Woman pic.twitter.com/1xYQoOaPOt
— laura olin (@lauraolin) June 25, 2017

8.

@laurenduca

Please enjoy this loop of Justin Trudeau saying "yaaaaaas." pic.twitter.com/6H9tVVkL7E
— BuzzFeed Canada (@BuzzFeedCanada) September 21, 2016

10.

"Happy birthday, America. Oh, our birthday? Yea, it was a few days ago. You forgot again. It's fine."

- Canada
— Andrew Barr (@AndrewBarr8) July 4, 2015

11.

You know you're in Canada when you look out your window and see this… pic.twitter.com/arsxTe4Zga
— Eastwood (@Eagle_Vision) January 24, 2016

12.

*whispers "Happy Canada Day" while slowly sliding finger in and out of a poutine*
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) July 1, 2014

13.

You know you're in Canada when @JustinBeiber shows up in your textbook #Eh pic.twitter.com/p9D0i8iD0j
— Tricia-Lynn Pascia (@TLPascia) March 19, 2013

14.

PEOPLE: we want a Canadian holiday
PM: ok, Canada Day, done
PEOPLE: we were thinking "Partyzone 8000"
PM: no wait
PM: wait
PM: Canada D'eh
— Ryan North (@ryanqnorth) July 1, 2015

15.

"I'll bring my lighter" #CANADAPROBLEMS pic.twitter.com/nFs1PhomEP
— Nikita Ravi (@nikitaravi95) November 27, 2015

16.

Happy Canada Day to nice people and asshole geese.
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 1, 2015

17.

Meanwhile in Canada… pic.twitter.com/VhbYbhM84f
— Flynn O'Connor (@thoronas) August 3, 2015

18.

Canada Day Plans

- visit Tim Horton’s grave
- eat supper on grave
- DJ on grave
- MDMA on grave
- make love on grave
- firecracker
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) June 27, 2016

19.

You know you're in Canada when…people are drinking maple syrup on the street. pic.twitter.com/gWxt7o6mzA
— nobody (@petbugs13) April 16, 2016

20.

Celebrate diversity and tolerance this Canada Day by wearing red and white and making fun of anyone who doesn't
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) July 1, 2013

21.

Tim Hortons Iced Capps: The drink you should never watch being made because it looks like a robot doing hangover poops into a glass of milk
— Jon Blair (@okjonblair) July 27, 2014

22.

Today is Canada Day so maybe throw an extra "u" in one of your words or finally acknowledge us as a real country.
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) July 1, 2013

23.

I DARE YOU TO CUT ALL THE WAY THROUGH SANDWICHES, TIM HORTONS.
— Amanda Brooke Perrin (@brookeperrin) March 13, 2012

24.

Canada Day! Let's party… but not too late guys, America's right next door & they were working all day & have to get up in the morning. Thx
— Diana McCallum (@WordsOfDiana) July 1, 2013

25.

when u go to Tim Hortons and they tell u the iced capp machine is broken pic.twitter.com/NVcnMZLmIA
— gonorrleah (@leah_koz) October 3, 2015

26.

In honor of Canada Day, sorry
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) July 1, 2014

27.

And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to…woman enjoying the turkey sausage breakfast sandwich in Tim Hortons commercial. What a performance!
— D.J. Demers (@djdemers) December 30, 2013

28.

Being Canadian means never having to apologize for saying you're sorry.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) April 25, 2013

29.

"Rehab is amazing!"
"You're at Tim Hortons."
"I'm working really hard."
"You're just eating donuts."
"This rehab is so rich and delicious."
— Jocelyn Geddie (@jocelyngeddie) May 7, 2014

30.

#CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/XgVsIxeYLp
— Karen & Tyler (@ottawaontcouple) January 31, 2016

31.

When you're 10 minutes into Tim Hortons and chill and he gives you this look pic.twitter.com/9CmuGKremc
— massiel (@cabelIostan) November 6, 2015

32.

#CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/XgVsIxeYLp
— Karen & Tyler (@ottawaontcouple) January 31, 2016

33.

Canadian Locker room talk from a leaked 2005 recording on an ET Canada bus

Trudeau: I love consensual sex.
Rick Campanelli: *Nods politely*
— Andrew Ivimey (@Ivimey) October 15, 2016

34.

When Canadians fight on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/kVyRYTOcQs
— Brosephine Wires (@JoParkerBear) May 28, 2017

35.

. @Drake is drake short for dracob?
— Amanda Brooke Perrin (@brookeperrin) May 27, 2014

36.

came across a little canadian twitter drama tonight pic.twitter.com/GFlaZqO5Mu
— Bita (@Voldemorts_Lord) March 22, 2017

37.

What the hell America? If I wanted a fist full of $1 coins I would have stayed in Canada.#Libertoonie pic.twitter.com/aXr2QAKdA2
— Craig Fay (@CraigFayComedy) September 16, 2016

38.

ME: *drinking Canada Dry*
CANADIANS: Hello 911? There's a guy here somehow drinking our water reservoirs.
— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) June 22, 2017

39.

EP_biedermann

40.

This is how we toughen kids up in Canada. Over -19C? Get outside, punk. pic.twitter.com/P4ndO5Vhyg
— Joel K (@JoelKlettke) January 8, 2016

41.

You know you're in Canada when… #MapleTofu pic.twitter.com/H8nmqYaoPk
— bruschetta dortmund (@meridiansour) February 22, 2016

42.

This is how we toughen kids up in Canada. Over -19C? Get outside, punk. pic.twitter.com/P4ndO5Vhyg
— Joel K (@JoelKlettke) January 8, 2016

43.

welcome to canada, a place where maple scented pens are a thing pic.twitter.com/xuT3XRtnmx
— Sarah Aspler (@saspler) June 4, 2017

44.

You know you're in Canada when hockey sticks are specifically listed as potentially lethal weapons. pic.twitter.com/v7xUPFilEw
— PsychAss (@PsychicAssault) January 26, 2016

45.

this is a federal crime in canada pic.twitter.com/WW3O2mHujz
— Sarah Aspler (@saspler) July 14, 2016

46.

CANADIAN: im a canadian
DATE: cool i've never met a comedian befor
CANADIAN: [is too polite to corect them, dedicates entire life to comedy]
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 28, 2016

47.

you: queen carly rae jepsen
me, an intellectual, and very obnoxious canadian expat: queen canadian carly rae of canadian idol of canada
— Tanya Chen (@Tanya_Chen) May 26, 2017

48.

You're not a real Canadian until you've slipped on ice while changing the Shania Twain song on your phone.
— Sam Montgomery (@sammontgomery) January 24, 2016

49.

carly rae jepsen is canada's number 1 export
— cam (@LameronCy) June 25, 2017

50.

You know you're Canadian when.. pic.twitter.com/iKg30QC5Oe
— johnny (@Juwops) May 14, 2016

51.

#canada150 y'all pic.twitter.com/sy2KseWTEl
— Tracey Lindeman (@traceylindeman) June 23, 2017

52.

Overheard a conversation amongst girls about "the biggest fuckboy in Parry Sound" at the hortons. Ten bucks his name is Dustin.
— Dave Atkinson (@shitshooters) January 24, 2016

53.

Canada living in 2069 while America is living in 1955 pic.twitter.com/FR1VN1awN8
— BeautifulCholo (@YRNMarbo) June 10, 2017

54.

when you cut the bagged milk too wide and someone is about to use it #canadianproblems pic.twitter.com/uHBfdP0cg2
— mel(@polygonhearted) April 25, 2016

55.

What if Mexico build a wall and then so do Canada and then the rest of us chip in for a lid?
— a full of(@howlieT) January 26, 2017

56.

Ok, fair enough @canadapostcorp that’s a decent reason to not drop the package off at my door. pic.twitter.com/ykAldpWpEP
— M Fane (@IamFane) September 24, 2014

57.

You know you're in Canada when the #Playmobil section at #ToysRUs looks like that pic.twitter.com/Ddfz9JKD5W
— Fred Bricon (@fbricon) January 8, 2016

58.

The only problem with Halloween in Canada is trying to fit a snowsuit underneath your costume.
— Cause We're Canadian (@MadelnCanada) October 31, 2014

59.

would you rather fight 150 duck-sized sesquicentennials or one sesquicentennial-sized duck
— Seb FoxAllen (@purpledocket) May 29, 2017

60.

I didn't realize "Canadian" was a language. Do they teach the "Eh, B, C's"? #EverySentenceEndsInHockey pic.twitter.com/bIZnXFVeds
— Jared Padalecki (@jarpad) September 16, 2014

61.

You know you're in Canada when these are be types of ads you get pic.twitter.com/zqDOI5mu02
— Laura Walter (@laura_walter22) May 12, 2016

62.

I always wonder how many of the incidents we investigate started with someone yelling YOLO…
— Regina Police (@reginapolice) August 23, 2012

63.

#Meanwhile in Canada pic.twitter.com/8ItQ0BGwkE
— Marguerite Côté (@MaggieTheBee) December 28, 2015

64.

meanwhile, in Canada http://t.co/5w56cOCT5R pic.twitter.com/UlcIHLMRhu
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) September 17, 2015

65.

Canadian road rage. pic.twitter.com/9dZLpqlcz4
— You Had One Job (@YouHadOneJ0B) June 26, 2017

66.

Those polite Canadians. RT @RA762: You know you're in Canada when..

;) pic.twitter.com/evU6oQPUb7
— Brometheus (@mtbsteve) February 7, 2015

67.

Stopped for coffee in Beaverton and saw this in the drivethru @TimHortons , wondered if they had cup holders #TimHortons #OnlyInCanada pic.twitter.com/dlzyeYHV7o
— MyWellnessUniverse (@MyWellnessU) June 12, 2017

68.

Smoke's Poutine: "How do you like your poutine?"

Me: "Now"
— Ryan Dillon (@TheRyanDillon) September 20, 2015

69.

At Toronto Pearson Airport, we spotted this little fellow checking to see who had come off the flight from Edmonton. pic.twitter.com/m2nSdrxwXt
— Cameron Graham (@camerongraham) May 6, 2017

70.

Only in #NovaScotia. #Halifax pic.twitter.com/MK4UkJCoCg
— Sabrina Fabian (@SabrinaCBC_RC) August 11, 2015

71.

Should I go to #TimHortons or maybe Tim Horton's, or how about Tim Horton's? Such variety here. #onlyincanada pic.twitter.com/hx8yeNLElA
— Patrick Jones (@patsokay) June 8, 2017

72.

Welcome to Canada, here's a box of Timbits, a toque, and the lyrics to the Log Drivers Waltz. Burnt toast?
— Titan Raccoon (@BarbiturateCat) December 15, 2016

73.

I love this country. Pulled over for speeding on a downtown street. #onlyincanada #canada150 pic.twitter.com/B7ijTbavuv
— Rachael Segal (@segalrs) May 10, 2017

74.

Typical Canadian Conversation: "Well that's somethin there." "Oh yeah." "OH yeah." "OHHH yeah." "OOOOHHHHHHHHHH–" *both turn into kettles*
— #1 VERY GOOD BOY (@markmarklittle) August 11, 2015

75.

Canadian bumper cars, nobody wants to hit each other! Lmao#onlyincanada pic.twitter.com/xVkQGiev8S
— Aaron (@CryptOptimus) June 21, 2017

76.

.. well fine.. didnt want to park there anyways.. #CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/ydmsLWKUDE
— {natasha} (@_itstasha) May 6, 2016

77.

You know you're in Canada when this is a question for one of your assignments … pic.twitter.com/FYzB7u0uDv
— Amandaaaa (@amandajtw) May 14, 2013

78.

meanwhile in canada pic.twitter.com/EU7cIo2BqY
— r (@perfectlyziam) October 8, 2015

79.

"Please don't approach it, especially to try and take a selfie with it" #onlyinCanada pic.twitter.com/IAw0iZ51ph
— Nadine (@bernadinegrace) June 22, 2017

80.

Toronto is the least liked city in Canada. Not to be a dick, but everyone who voted against us: have you been to barrie?
— Luke Gordon Field (@Lukemaybefunny) November 10, 2011

81.

This is legit an #onlyInCanada developing story pic.twitter.com/8gZAYk8p2z
— Geraldine Malone (@KellyGerMalone) June 20, 2017

82.

The big difference between Canada and America is and will always be: horse cops.
— Amanda Brooke Perrin (@brookeperrin) February 21, 2013

83.

Meanwhile in Canada #19degrees #summerloving @MelBeRich pic.twitter.com/eUreDwm7Hk
— Matt Fearneley (@MattFearneley) April 13, 2015

84.

Dance like no one is watching? In that case, dance like you're on a Canadian TV show.
— Andrew Hunt (@Mr_AndrewHunt) July 30, 2014

85.

Meanwhile in #Canada. #Canadianstandoff pic.twitter.com/XtGl8okQ2Z
— Darren St.Jean (@darrenstjean) February 5, 2017

86.

You know you're in Canada when… guy drops a knife on his way into subway station & people call out "Excuse me sir, you dropped your knife"
— Karen Simpson (@karen_lizzie) January 26, 2016

87.

Meanwhile…a national best seller in Canada. pic.twitter.com/xZdh4HszPC
— Benjamin McNamee (@Ben2Boston) July 10, 2015

88.

Near (Brrrrrrah)
Far (Brrrrrah)
Wherever you are (Git git git)
I believe that the heart does go on (Brrrrrrrrrrrrrah) pic.twitter.com/IVCD4Y7Bar
— lauren warren (@iamlaurenp) June 27, 2017

89.

@geekminimalist

90.

The Air Canada hold music is the soundtrack to despair.
— Jocelyn Geddie (@jocelyngeddie) November 3, 2010

91.

Celine Dion is out here giving you "Glamour Goth Mario Brothers" and you're just not worthy. pic.twitter.com/FpNbrtBICo
— R. Eric Thomas (@oureric) June 26, 2017

92.

As long as we're changing the Canadian national anthem, it could really use a sick rap breakdown in the middle.
— Aaron H.M.(@AaronHM) June 30, 2017

93.

so excited for this crossover. https://t.co/oybFLB272x
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) June 27, 2017

94.

Canada Day's the one day of the year we can drop the polite facade and say, "Suck it, rest of the world. We're straight up better than you."
— Kevin Scott (@kevalopolis) July 2, 2013

95.

Me: hey how are you?
Friend: good hbu?
Me: good, how are you?#CanadianProblems
— Esaaaaaaaa (@EsaFung) February 28, 2017

96.

You know you're in Canada when your debit card doubles as a timmes card#canadianstho pic.twitter.com/eQH3vsOWdu
— Morgan Johns (@Johns06Morgan) July 15, 2014

97.

This is a "gang" I'll never mess with. I didn't make eye contact when they floated by. #CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/1TwRp05HvF
— Brendan Jeffers (@Brendan_Jeffers) June 17, 2017

98.

You know you're in Canada when you find hockey themed oreos pic.twitter.com/hJoAMXuqw2
— Adriana(@AdriPrete) April 20, 2014

99.

You know you're in Canada when this is in your economics book pic.twitter.com/32cazQlCDK
— Brode(u)r (@Cuckoo4Koekkoek) November 19, 2015

100.

"Know that movie you love? We don't have it. But we do have an awful sequel you didn't know existed." – (Canadian) Netflix
— Andrew Barr (@AndrewBarr8) March 2, 2014

101.

When there's timbits on the table and you say I'll only have 2. Well it's a couple hours later… #sneakytimbits #CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/aiLvNdEJQX
— Leah Daniels (@LeahDaniels) November 28, 2016

102.

You know you're in Canada when this is in the lobby of a business building. pic.twitter.com/BE5WsFTkcX
— Dean Back (Дин Бэк) (@TheoryDean) July 24, 2014

103.

When you lose the milk carton after you just bought some fire cereal and you only have bagged milk. #CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/GpOQAYhImO
— jess (@jessandary) June 6, 2017

104.

As a final nail in the coffin to 'Canadian Celebrity' I just saw an A-Lister feverishly purchasing multiple lotto tickets at a gas station
— cameron maitland (@camfess) April 5, 2017

105.

You know you're in Canada when…..

You can buy Poutine gravy in a box with a spout from the dollar store.pic.twitter.com/dl435VBdTm
— xxxDESPERADOxxx (@XBOXoDESPERADOo) December 7, 2015

106.

@cherisse23

107.

#CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/imRbkXmqwP
— Spoiled Hockey Brat (@ThatCanuckGirl) June 28, 2017

108.

*something bad happens in america*

Canada: Quickly, we must frame ourselves as superior without ANY kind of introspection
— sarah hagi (@geekylonglegs) July 8, 2016

109.

When your school can't let you outside because there's two bears wondering around in town #canadianproblems
— RENƎE (@Unkn0wnDragon) May 30, 2017

110.

People say in Canada we don't have real problems, but pic.twitter.com/EEIK9QQbPJ
— Elamin Abdelmahmoud (@elamin88) March 2, 2017

111.

TRUMP: I just want to congratulate myself on forming Canada 150 years ago.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) June 20, 2017

112.

"This year we celebrate Canada 150. But you know what we don't celebrate enough? Fiscal prudence. Hi I'm Justin. Let's make accounting fun." pic.twitter.com/nkFRZr0bUB
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 28, 2017

113.

You know you're in Canada when there's free toques with your breakfast cereal. Oh yea, and French on the box. pic.twitter.com/zRGsMh4CAA
— Jason Nishiyama (@evilscientistca) November 10, 2013

114.

welcome to canada, where people translate their own comments pic.twitter.com/0Bma0ChyPs
— Sarah Aspler (@saspler) July 26, 2016

115.

*Watches Americans deal with Trump*
"YOU THOUGHT CANADA WAS A JOKE WELL WHO'S THE JOKE NOW-"
*reads headline*
"damn we can't have anything" pic.twitter.com/DObUGx1e1S
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) March 14, 2017

116.

94% of Canadians are putting away the spring plaid and bringing out the summer plaid
— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) June 21, 2017

117.

Meanwhile, in #Canada: pic.twitter.com/xP2jQUEKPu
— Speaker_Oak (@scott_duchesne) December 6, 2015

118.

damn canada, why you flexing so hard? pic.twitter.com/TBslS6qqdD
— Self-Care Poochie (@_Poochivicious) June 20, 2017

119.

spotted: canadian graffiti pic.twitter.com/u5TN9uhdAK
— Sarah Aspler (@saspler) January 19, 2017

120.

You know you're in Canada when you get Zambonis in your happy meal. pic.twitter.com/mJ3X7DXo6m
— Matt Peterson (@PTRZK) November 18, 2013

121.

Aren't you cold in just that t-shirt: the story of being a Canadian abroad
— Alice Moran (@Alice_Moran) February 4, 2017

122.

Nurse: sir you've been in a coma since 2002

Me: Oh boy I can't wait to see my favorite Canadian punk artist Avril Lavigne! pic.twitter.com/xyXi0unK2z
— i love my goth wife (@kcsilkey) May 15, 2017

123.

Biebs, PamAnderson, PeanutButter, RyanGosling, JimCarrey, Are u Afraid of the Dark, Poutine, CelineDion -Need I say more? Happy Canada Day!
— Ashley Leggat (@AshleyLeggat) July 1, 2013

124.

Canadian: spell colour
American: no u spell color
Canadian: u
American: no u
— Fro Vo (@fro_vo) February 15, 2016

125.

Here is a picture of the day I disguised myself as a Mountie and stole the Olympic Torch. Happy Canada Day! pic.twitter.com/0dKRvsBfrP
— Eric Fell (@ericfell) July 1, 2013

126.

Canadian tragedy averted pic.twitter.com/f3K8m5oihQ
— Brett Ruskin (@Brett_CBC) December 20, 2016

127.

@scottygferris

128.

Every time Canadian scientists announce they've found another dinosaur in B.C. I'm like yeah, that's when they lived.
— Jeremy Woodcock (@jwPencilAndPad) December 12, 2016

129.

byandriairwin

130.

You know you're in Canada when….

#thegreatone pic.twitter.com/UUVkiBBWZE
— Matt McJunkins (@mattmcjunkins) April 30, 2016

131.

loveheartroyler

132.

the music of the youth; the music of revolution, lets listen: *calypso steel drum over a canadian sing-rapping about how sad he is*
— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) November 10, 2016

133.

You know you're in Canada when they have snow castle kits instead of sand castle kits pic.twitter.com/6e9Yje7CuI
— Fallon Keefe (@FallonKeefe) March 30, 2015

134.

Watching Canadians being born is such a glorious thing to witness. pic.twitter.com/zUWhpCHWN9
— Trevor (@Tsudbury) September 5, 2016

135.

@imbobswaget

136.

Americans: Cuba is a terrible dictatorship that was nearly responsible for nuclear war
Canadians: Cuba is a warm place with no Americans!
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) November 26, 2016

137.

@maleeha131

138.

This is my new friend Steve and his lady. They're from Saskatoon, I'm from LA. Met in NYC on a subway. Promised I'd send the photo. MV pic.twitter.com/r9Ce7Quu5X
— Milo Ventimiglia (@MiloVentimiglia) June 16, 2017

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@shepdiddley