1.
me: *doesnt sleep, is tired*
— Girls (@GirlsBibIe) September 6, 2017
me: *sleeps a bit, is tired*
me: *sleeps average amount, is tired*
me: *sleeps a lot, is tired*
me: *is tired*
2.
RT if you are also tired & ugly and just want to sleep pic.twitter.com/CoymvKLi8p
— Jess (@spicy_knight) August 15, 2017
3.
Someone explain to me how summers practically almost over & all I've done is work and sleep yet I'm still broke and tired
— ky (@kyliekenzee) July 12, 2017
4.
Me: Have an early night sleep
— Kermit (@InnerKermit) September 5, 2017
Inner me: Keep refreshing all your social media for no reason at all pic.twitter.com/k0xKOEWGGx
6.
all i wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* go back to sleep
— summer (@summerpittman13) March 27, 2017
7.
I'd rather crank the AC to 50 degrees and sleep with 5 blankets than have it be hot. Don't @ me
— Maura McBabe (@MAURAthon_) September 5, 2017
8.
Therapist: so tell me why can't you sleep at night?
— Big Uzi Vert (@BlvckGrip) September 3, 2017
Me: does mike wazowski blink or wink?
Therapist: holy shit
9.
Mom: "When's the last time you've had a decent night sleep?"
— jeff (@leftoversketti) April 30, 2016
Me: pic.twitter.com/Uln0CzkGIB
10.
tfw you get a solid 4.5 hours of broken sleep and have to pretend like everything's okay pic.twitter.com/I2fElOGYIe
— JCole (@jcole_96) March 4, 2016
11.
@finah
12.
BODY: i'm exhausted
— The Dogfather (@matt___nelson) August 31, 2017
BRAIN: neat
BODY: let's sleep
BRAIN: nah
BODY: c'mon
BRAIN: a dog named Ralph
BODY:
BRAIN: can almost say his own name
13.
WHO NEEDS MORE THAN FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP WHEN THERE’S CRIPPLING ANXIETY TO KEEP YOU ENERGIZED?
@ unequalized
14.
Can't sleep and it's an hour before I have to leave for my flight. Should I…
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) December 29, 2016
15.
My wife just goes to sleep when she gets tired and it's the most impressed I ever am by anyone doing anything.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 8, 2017
16.
So annoying how I feel tired as anything but the second my head touches my pillow I'm wide awake thinkin bout how long it took to paint ikea
— bearded (@harri_purd1e) August 20, 2017
17.
Getting a full 8 hours of sleep. https://t.co/fNh8Z2sOeQ
— J.T. LaFlare (@JTDaDream) March 4, 2017
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How I wake up when I sleep with the heater on pic.twitter.com/huzzXn1lCc
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 26, 2016
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me at 9pm: I'm gonna sleep early tonight
— sassiest bitch (@relategirIs) September 6, 2017
me at 3am: pic.twitter.com/2LTcbjEXBL