1.
i once took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name
@geoffkinns

2.
I’m not forgetful, I just like to experience things twice for the first time.
@JustThatSikhBoy

3.
Not only is my short term memory horrible, but my short term memory is also horrible.
@BiIIMurray

4.
One of the only up sides of having such a shit memory is that I can re watch shows over and over and not get bored.
@ashliie_amber

5.
good thing i have a shit memory

@LanaDelRaysin

6.
Hate having a bad memory, until I find an extra £5 in my purse I forgot about.
@MadinaRachel

7.
my memory’s so shit I’m really out here checking my own bank records to see where I was like I’m running an fbi investigation on myself
@louisvuittoncon

8.
i think i just sneezed but i dont remember
@MAClTY

9.
My memory is so bad that I forgot what I was gonna tweet about.
@Ethan_Is_Dad

10.
IF I DONT TEXT BACK FOR A FEW DAYS ITS NOT CUZ IM MAD IM USUALLY REALLY FORGETFUL AND/OR I THINK I REPLIED THEN REALIZE I HAVENT DAYS AFTER.
@irlmadi

11.
When your memory is so bad you have to leave yourself reminders.

@FireElegy

12.
i can’t be lying. i’m too forgetful, i be caught immediately
@LordJerms

13.
I have such a bad memory I will always ask people on Snapchat what I said
@cynthiaaaa23

14.
once I change my password, it’s over for me I got bad memory like shit.
@__NayB

15.
me every time my memory doesn’t fail me or I remember the word I’m trying to think of: holy shit its a goddamn miracle I am so fucking smart
@becca_mccarbomb

16.
I would tell you when my bad memory started but I can’t remember.
@AdamGaffney96

17.
I like having a bad memory bc then I can go back and read my old tweets like they’re brand new and crack myself up all over again
@naturybbil

18.
having bad memory <<<

@jennyanlol

19.
my worst trait is probably the fact im so forgetful, my memory is awful. however i manage to remember the unnecessary things i don’t need?
@ariellajadee

20.
Who has two thumbs and a horrible memory? I can’t remember.
@D_fman

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