1.
You know you are German when you went with your Laterne and your Laterne went with you.
@sm0k1nggnu

2.
You know you are german when you own a ‘ALLWETTERJACKE’ because ‘man kann ja nie wissen’.
@MadzeHamburch

3.
why do germans use the same word to mean “cool” and “horny”
@moyakirigas

4.
You know you are german when you pronounce the fruit “orange” different than the color “orange”.
@shadowonmywall

5.
//You know you are german when…

@BurgerPatootie

6.
why do germans clap when the plane lands… what are you clapping for what the fuck the pilot can’t even hear you
@PalaisPlastique

7.
You know you are German when people are allowed to drink (16), before they are allowed to drive (18).
@ErikRothi

8.
You know you are German when you miss ‘Kaffee und Kuchen’ on Sunday’s. Or is this just my family…?
@chim_chimin

9.
Why do Germans call phones “handy”?
@RuDumbBlad

10.
You know you are german when you buy potato salad as snack.
@RuhaGuitar

11.
You know you are German when… XD

@DrJLecter

12.
why do Germans love their nutella so much
@deviIaxe

13.
You know you are German when you separate your trash into more than 5 different bins.
@ErikRothi

14.
You know you are german when you can pronounce:
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
@Souldust1991

15.
You know you are German, when you can read this sign.

@ChristinaDaee

16.
You know you are German when the same (dasselbe) and the same (das Gleiche) are not the same at all.
@ErikRothi

17.
Why do Germans love their Papierkram so much. I’m not even in Germany yet but am already filled with it.
@ms_whovian

18.
You know you are German when your sister complains about you not being there 10 minutes before the arranged time
@Fatafati_

19.
You know you are german when the word ‘eating’ is a verb, a noun and a city.
@Cosplayfrosch

20.
You know you are German when “Wenn Robben Robben nach robben, robben Robben Robben nach.” makes sense for you!
@Finnannaa

21.
why do germans love david hasselhoff so much and why does he love germany so much???
@swxnqueenaf

22.
You know you are German when you use “quark” for your sunburn
@ronjab7

23.
You know you are German when a Bratwurst saves your day
@TheManiacVII

24.
tell me WHY do germans say “ach so!” every 5 seconds
@solojongdae

25.
You know you are german when you mix fanta and coke and call it ‘Spezi’
@IlgenNur

26.
You know you are german when you get this

@HimeSeira_sama

27.
Why do Germans give me a weird look when I take out the garbage in sweatpants? Y’all wear hiking clothes to the opera.
@ElizSchumacher

28.
You know you are German when ‘#BYOB’ stands for ‘Bring Your Own Beer’.
@shesanengineer