#1 OK first off, doesn’t it feel so nice when your Trader Joe’s cashier compliments one of your items?
Trader Joe’s employees are legally required to scan one item in your cart and say “ooh these are dangerous”
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#2 It’s like, “Yes thank you, I do have wonderful taste.”
If the Trader Joe’s cashier doesn’t say “I love these” about anything you’re buying, you have to put it all back and start over.
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#3 Also: Why is there always AT LEAST one hot cashier?

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#4 It really adds to the whole shopping experience.
If you didn’t flirt with a hot Trader Joe’s employee did you even grocery shop
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#5 Gotta check those feelings.
When the Trader Joe’s cashier flirts with another customer I get jealous and buy a second frozen pizza so he thinks I’m having fun tonight
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#6 But really, it’s all about the ~conversation~.
Name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier
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#7 They cut right to your core in the 30 seconds it takes to scan your three bags of frozen cauliflower gnocchi.
The Trader Joe’s cashier just finished bagging my groceries and asked me “what are you passionate about?” ….I don’t think my last boyfriend even got that intimate with me
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#8 I mean, is this a date? I know it’s not. But…is it?
You know you’re on a bad date when they all like “Thanks for coming to Trader Joe’s!”
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#9 Should I be worried that I miss that cashier as soon as I leave? IDK. Probably.
The cashier at trader joes was so nice to me that when I walked out of the store I thought “should I go back in”
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#10 I just don’t know how they’re all so happy and friendly all the time.
I told my therapist, “I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe’s cashier.”
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#11 Seriously!
I’ve never met a Trader Joe’s cashier who I didn’t want to officiate my wedding
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#12 This is just very, very true:
Trader Joe’s employees all have big older brother in a Nickelodeon tv show energy
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#13 Honestly the only time it gets tense is when you don’t have your own bag.

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#14 The shame.
ME: put all the money in a bag!
TRADER JOE’S EMPLOYEE: oh, you don’t have your own?
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#15 Like, ARE they licensed therapists or do they just have a gift?

#16 I can feel the judgement.

#17 But in the end, Trader Joe’s cashiers are near-mystical beings and we should all respect them.

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