1.
I used the copier so much that the guy I worked with started calling me Scanning Tatum.
@EmilyMeade123

2.
A woman yelled at me for watching her swim. I was a lifeguard.
@ReaganPitrowski

3.
When I worked at my grandmas house she always called me Don which was the name of her first husband
@Malciswest

4.
a customer complained that their fries tasted too much like potatoes
@LePresidio

5.
$1 store. People always asked how much does this cost? I’d say everythings a dollar. Then they’d say but what about this?
@AvaHolz

6.
When I was a tour guide at Niagara Falls, the most common question was “What time do they turn the water off?”
@ChrisDobmeier

7.
I had a job at Carls Junior and they fired me because I would only call it Carl Junior’s.
@sethshaffer

8.
I worked at Subway for about a month until my boss went to jail and they just stopped scheduling me.
@theemilyrigby

9.
waited tables at a high end seniors retirement community. Fixed choice menu. They all ordered whatever was NOT on the menu
@simpsonAmy0619

10.
I was designated lotion guy for my grandma during wheel of fortune.
@schutteb76

11.
one summer I was a hostess at a restaurant on the beach where we had to answer the phone with “Crabs, we got ‘em!”
@bwolfe_

12.
As a kid I would help this lady with her house. Before vacuuming i would have to brush all the carpets with a hairbrush.
@ccannharp

13.
I was a hotel maid and was told not to change the sheets, but to just smooth them out between guests
@twizzymcfizzy

14.
My coworker and I had the exact same name. My boss told me I was getting a raise, until he realized I was the other Justin
@Padfoot93

15.
I worked at a Dairy Queen that lost it’s franchise so it was called Dairy Cream. We had Silly bars instead of Dilly bars.
@merewillis

16.
One summer I built an entire porch for my aunt all summer and in the very in got paid in chocolate coins
@lucasrobinson02

17.
I delivered flowers and almost every day had a woman scream at me about her cheating husband and his “bouquet of lies”.
@Aricka_Shuck

18.
I was fired from my summer job moving furniture for having a “subpar attitude towards moving furniture” No argument there
@WorlandJustin

19.
I worked for a chiropractor, and my boss said that one of my job duties was to braid his hair & cut his food, I quit.
@LitteMsLily