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What if u cracked ur knuckles and ur fingers started to glow like glow sticks
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Damn hitting a bong uses all four elements
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Why did US schools teach us how to square dance in the fourth grade what was the reason
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Anxiety is just spicy thoughts
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Ever wonder how many ghosts you’ve hit with your car?
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What if ‘females’ was pronounced like tamales
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Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them
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Every white dude made a rap song with his friends in a basement in 2008 that would ruin his life if reavealed today
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Kidneys are just body Britas
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I fu*king love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like “cook it again”, unreal
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It’s impossible to buy a mirror that isn’t used
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Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture
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Dude imagine being a bug and accidentally getting stuck in a car and driving far af away from everything you know
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Ever had a dream with someone in it who didn’t quite make sense? They were in your life, but not on a dream level? Like, I don’t know why I’m drowning in this car submerged in a lake, but I especially don’t know why I’m doing it with you, girl from my junior year sociology class.
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Can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die
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Crocs but thigh high
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Justin Bieber really said “swag, swag, swag on you. chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue” and we just let him
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How did chucky manage to murder so many people??? just pick him up and yeet him in the bin. he’s a doll
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One time at a party sophomore year I asked a guy if I could hit his vape and he said “this is my insulin pen, I have diabetes” and I think about it everyday
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Katy Perry really asked us if we ever felt like a plastic bag. she really asked us that
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What if u spelled jeff like jephph
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Do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u
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I just read something like ‘hey you know how long 2018 has been? we had an olympics this year and everybody forgot about it.’
and I just stared off into the distance like
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