1. Like this really important life advice
Idk who needs to hear this but bit*h you su*k at money management. Stop spending your money on dumb sh*t, stop impulse buying, and most importantly cook at home and stop eating out… bit*h
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2. This idea that needs to be sent to Netflix ASAP
Netflix needs a category called While You’re Texting.
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3. This very scientific explanation
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4. When you realize you didn’t learn as much practical knowledge as you thought in school
Thanks to my public education, I know how to square dance but not how to do taxes
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5. If you’ve ever been to a straight guy’s apartment, this one will ring true
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6. This tweet that introduced the phrase “horny and not proud” into our lexicon
Why do I text guys “well let me know if you wanna meet up again,” as if the reason they haven’t texted me is because they’re waiting for my permission? I’ll tell you why I do that, because I’m horny and not proud.
ColeEscola / Via twitter.com
7. When Cardi B’s energy is what you need if you’re coming off a breakup
Cardi B did an interview about offset cheating and said “I’m not even worried about it, he’s gonna go from this to what?? What’s better then me??” And that energy is wtf I’m talking about
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8. This haircut observation
A bowl cut is really just 360 degree bangs
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9. This Christmas observation
*gets on soapbox *
if your ugly sweater was designed to be an ugly sweater then it doesn’t actually count as an ugly sweater. the true spirit of ugly sweaters is that they were designed in earnest and the shifting sands of time and fashion eroded them to their present ugliness
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10. And if you’ve ever seen one of the Final Destination movies, this one will make so, so much sense
Final Destination doesn’t get enough credit.. it’s been years and certain situations from that movie still fu*k me up.. I refuse to drive behind any big truck carrying wood on the highway
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11. When you’re on a budget
Yall Ever Put a $7.02 Pack of Chicken Back and Got a Pack That Was $6.98???
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12. How toddlers cough
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13. If you have hazel eyes (or know someone with hazel eyes), this one definitely is REAL
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14. This technology issue
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15. Being tipsy around your folks
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16. When you’re always ready for a nap
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17. Being employed, and feeling this way
idk why my job assumes that i’m asking for permission when i request days off.. it’s a suggestion that y’all should find coverage because i’m not showing up lol
_scyne / Via twitter.com
18. The difference between a friend and a BEST FRIEND
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19. Thinking about the different forms of “self care”
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20. And speaking of “self care”, PAY ATTENTION TO THIS, THIS MEANS YOU
Stop scrolling aimlessly through social media and go to sleep.
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