#1 This kitters celebrated his TWENTIETH BIRTHDAY— and honestly, no offense to him, but that checks out:

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#2 This mango pit got a makeover(???)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#3 This scaly boye sat shotgun!!!!!!!

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#4 This wholesome moment happened prior to takeoff:

My boyfriend literally has no problem making friends with anybody… pic.twitter.com/iaz2JqoNxn

— bri (@bricheeseyy) August 11, 2019

#5 THIS OLD ‘N’ GOLD BOYE TURNED 15 AND DID A LIL’ HAPPY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Celebrating his 15th birthdaypic.twitter.com/MFzz5TD0qL

— pup(@popularspup) August 8, 2019

#6 Usher is undoubtedly shaking his head at this somewhere:

I’ve watched this 17,467 times pic.twitter.com/7BCgSENogW

— tuca & bertie season two (@bkkirby) August 11, 2019

#7 THIS GUY GOT A PRIVATE FLIGHT AND I’M—??????:

Last week @Delta gave me my own private jet…kind of. pic.twitter.com/p14OGLw1jv

— vincent peone (@vincentpeone) August 12, 2019

#8 THIS GRANDPA FINALLY GOT HIS CITIZENSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

My grandma laid out my grandpa’s citizen passport card on the table for him to see as soon as he got home. 76 years old and finally got his citizenship. pic.twitter.com/xcQPAEGFjS

— Bri(@briannavll) August 10, 2019

#9 This guy was absolutely determined to get this pizza back to its rightful owners:

So a couple left their pizza in the bar I was working in, and I saw they were leaving so I tried to run out and catch them… and this happened pic.twitter.com/Bxn2MT3kVL

— Rizzleblonde (@j_riz_khalifa) February 13, 2019

#10 OOOOOOOOH HE HIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me nephew just did thatpic.twitter.com/yw0W86YlvW

— Marisabel(@maririvera331) August 9, 2019

#11 OH~~~~~

my father passed away when I was 1 and I only have a few shirts of his so I wore one for date night with my mommapic.twitter.com/X3E2uj7yKl

— Calypso(@ClaytonWalker21) August 14, 2019

#12 HE DESCENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t stop watching this pic.twitter.com/mwBN1olaK1

— Amina Akhtar (@Drrramina) August 10, 2019

#13 This guy surprised his boyfriend with the most beautiful and romantic date!!!!!!!!!!

Me: baby there’s someone having dinner down there!
Him: it’s for us baby.. pic.twitter.com/eL1ojTraXX

— Naisa Lasalosi (@OyNAISA) August 12, 2019

#14 This lil’ Sass Master™ didn’t want anyone messing with his mango:

Iconic. Calling me a puta for taking his mango while he sleep ..pic.twitter.com/xvPsxYoqOJ

— Naaat Nasty(@naatalyyy_) August 14, 2019

#15 THIS GUY WHO IS OBVIOUSLY OF CHICAGOAN DESCENT RESCUED A COYOTE PUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy with thick chicago accent helps coyote pup pic.twitter.com/RJB9sqkrxl

— derek (@eedrk) August 15, 2019

#16 The weatherman boldly referenced Rhianna, and we had to stan:

This cannot be real… sound up all the way LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/vNESRA7nY5

— bee (@brandon_bosston) August 14, 2019

#17 Yup!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love El Monte pic.twitter.com/Xd0PXIFFhS

— nova baby (@l0serleslie) August 14, 2019

#18 And lastly, Maya here enjoyed her very cozy ‘n’ ~luxurious~ new doghouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is maya, her owner built her a luxury cabin so that people passing by can say hello and even talk to her while he's at work
(Fencing Decking Specialists NI FB) pic.twitter.com/OStc9oe5Zm

— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) August 15, 2019

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