1. Well sh*t.

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2. Watched a French swat team and this happened

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3. Congrats on a new Chandelier, Neighbour!

buxmell

4. PRN 6969 – my girlfriend’s state given license plate number

misterspatula

5. This perfect “story in three panels” of my cousin.

All-Seeing_Elon

6. FML

morgs216

7. They’re fu*ked

iBleeedorange

8. Ah well

RiffRaff1971

9. They look dry enough

GallowBoob

10. My cousin’s legs after a day in the sun in ripped jeans

BigOrangeScrewed98

11. This a**hole flew through two panes of glass. Shook it off. Destroyed my bedroom. Shit on everything he destroyed, and then had the audacity to smile at me as he was being escorted from the premises.

hewlandrower

12. So the person driving in front of me on the highway today didn’t close his toolbox all the way…

Jagerjj

13. They deserve it.

jons_myth

14. Got a sandwich stuck in vending machine. Bought a drink to push the sandwich. Damn.

ioxenus

15. Better luck next year sis

helloitsmeaga1n

16. Someone forgot that MRIs are giant fucking magnets

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17. Always put paint in the boot

dexter184

18. It’s been going for a week. I don’t think it’ll stop anytime soon.

IPlayTheTrumpet

19. Think you’re having a bad day?

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20. The State Department nailed my girlfriend’s passport

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