1. This boyfriend, I sincerely hope, got a brain freeze because he deserved it.

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2. This boyfriend should’ve immediately exited the kitchen…

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3. This boyfriend has failed to understand the many mystical functions of the “wallet.”

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4. This boyfriend wasn’t technically wrong, but has made me angry nonetheless

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5. This boyfriend woke up in the morning and made a conscious decision to do this.

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6. This boyfriend apparently liked to season his butter with that old stale fridge flavor.

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7. This boyfriend has created a boulder much scarier than the one that chased Indiana Jones.

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8. This boyfriend should’ve watched a YouTube tutorial before attempting to open his silverware.

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9. This boyfriend obviously put his groceries away by shooting them into the cupboard with a t-shirt cannon.

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10. This boyfriend committed a true crime against fashion.

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11. This boyfriend had a 50/50 shot at opening the right end and still messed it up

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12. This boyfriend just wanted to watch the world burn

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13. This boyfriend was about a 30 degree rotation from doing the right thing.

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14. This boyfriend caused irreversible harm to a poor Kit-Kat.

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15. This boyfriend didn’t understand that it’s literally perforated so you can tear them in a straight line.

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