1.
My friends set me up with this super hot guy. He arrived at my house and immediately hit it off with my gay brother.
@lindachilders1

2.
He leaned across me in the car to throw away a cup and his sweater got caught in my braces. He’s now my husband
@vkincius

3.
My friend decided to set me up on a blind date with one of his girlfriends friends. The girl she brought was my cousin…
@timdrake

4.
I went to dinner with a girl, and she decided to take the leftovers home to her boyfriend.
@StaticGorilla

5.
Met the guy on tinder, ubered to the date to meet a “business professional”. Met the guy at the bar, it was my uber driver.
@Catcidental

6.
First date- guy said Jesus spoke to him and told him I was the one. I went to the bathroom and never returned
@Ballistic_Angel

7.
Halfway through the meal he pulled out a small screwdriver and started cleaning his ears with it.
@janematenaer

8.
At dinner with a guy. His phone rings, he answers it, and I hear him say “hey babe I’m just running late…”
@short_greek

9.
W/ vegetarian, we both ordered lasagna: mine w/ meat, hers w/out. Waiter switched them. She stood up, yelled “I HAVE COW IN ME”
@JayCoffinGC

10.
I thought it was going to be a silent fart and it came out louder than an air horn. I never heard from her again
@MarcosAmparo3

11.
I sat down and talked to this girl for about an hr before I found out that my blind date was at a different table.
@ErikMcmanus1992

12.
My date stole my calamari to give to his mom and grabbed my left boob and whispered “boob” as he got out of my car
@erinmckenzee

13.
My worse date ended with me leaving a grown man neighing and prancing on all fours around me in a horse pasture. There. I said it. Top that.
@OliviaSneary

14.
On our 1st date he took me out for coffee where we “coincidentally” ran into his mom, so we all hung out. I was mombushed
@lschauf5

15.
We were casually at Subway. I went to discreetly burp and accidentally threw up instead. I wish I was joking.
@xan_hale

16.
He asked me when and how I broke my nose. I didn’t.
@AnnaCHHC

17.
I went on a date, he took me to Wendy’s and said, “Only order from the dollar menu.”
@meganhughes93

18.
My worst date was showing me his place.Opened a closet of women’s clothes & said “She’s moving out at the end of the month.”
@langcomedy

19.
Gave our waitress all the money in my wallet to seem like a bigshot. she stopped me at the door and said “you still owe me $7″
@ZedandBreakfast

20.
I had someone live tweet my entire date with them and ask for Twitter’s opinion on how things were going my worst date
@cmsfalls