#1 This Kween of the Keg™:

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#2 This grandma who absolutely SWERVED her neighbor:

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#3 This ol’ man who’s SICK AND TIRED of this “creative outlet” MALARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#4 This appreciative birthday girl:

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#5 This salt ‘n pepper ICON!!!!!!!!!!!

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#6 This grandma who’s not against a lil’ cradle robbing:

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#7 This grandma in mourning:

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#8 This grandpa who’s still got dad jokes:

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#9 This grandma’s suuuuper extra car (complete with pink lips and eyelashes!!!!!!!!!):

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#10 This grandpa who has me beat in both life experience and upper body strength:

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#11 This grandma who straight up did not give a fu*k and dressed a baby up in Build-A-Bear shoes:

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#12 This grandma who’s over the Pope’s funeral, no offense:

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#13 THIS FLIP CUP LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#14 This grandma who won the beauty pageant at her nursing home, B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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