A mother's genetics determines how clever her children are, according to researchers, and the father makes no difference.
It's your time.
I love you so much but sometimes forget to care about your existence.
Omg that made my day.
Three trimesters worth of real.
"I was 27 when my son was born four years ago. I'm 42 now."
The only thing worse than having homework is having kids with homework.
“Excuse me, please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every day or does your mom help you?”
The kids are gonna be alright.
UGH, these babies are so cute.
"What to think instead of how to think."
"Halloween is the best because it's the one day my kids go around demanding snacks from everyone else."
Be afraid, be very afraid.
"When my 10-year-old asks for something and I just give a huge sigh, she says, 'Yay!' because she knows she's already won."
"Unsolicited parenting advice? Yes, please!"