1. If you see something DROWNING, lol

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2. This beer and wine sign that will inspire a hardcore night of sobriety.

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3. This sign that’s really sad if it’s supposed to be taken literally.

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4. This cautionary sign that’s protecting the technology that will affect us all.

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5. This sign that couldn’t be placed by a worse flavor of Pop-Tarts.

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6. This convenience store that’s offensive AF

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7. This restaurant that I would assume has a horrible rating.

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8. This sign that is mistakenly exposing fragile masculinity.

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9. This gas station you should probably steer clear from.

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10. This book store where everything is more than likely affordable.

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11. This road that’s contradicting itself by its existence alone.

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12. This…

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13. This Petco that only has fish.

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14. This sign that’s really considerate of children that are feeling a little gassy.

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15. This massage place that can’t possibly be legal.

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16. This sign that’s silently catcalling you as you walk up the street.

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17. This perverse family restaurant.

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18. This emergency and trauma center sign that makes more sense now that a couple neon letters went out.

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19. This Wendy’s that probably needs investigation.

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20. This flavor of bagel that’s only for the adventurous…

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21. This store that’s working over-overtime.

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22. This Target that should be arrested for advertising to minors.

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23. This flavor of cake that no one really has the palate or stomach for.

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24. This holiday gift that keeps on giving.

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25. These signs that are clearly not on the same page.

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26. This sign for a toilet that was built for a very specific demographic.

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27. This showroom logo that needs redesigning.

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28. This sign that is the manifestation of the idiom, “beating a dead horse.”

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29. This extremely thorough rule for employees.

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30. This really confusing sign for anyone driving in the right lane.

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31. This McDonald’s that has clearly given up on advertising.

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32. I got it!!

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33. This really visible place to get a prostate exam.

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34. No smoking in this area

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35. This srcppy Playground area

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