1. This person who got a text from some poor dude

2. This guy who got sent a picture of a man passed out in his underwear in a hallway

3. This guy who got a text from a former crayon eater
Hands down the best text from the wrong number I’ve ever received.

heckofchris

4. This person who got a text from a family who really wants you to know they like your new boyfriend slash Tim Burton movies

5. This person who got a text from someone with a great name

6. This person who got a text from a man playing football

7. This person who got a text from someone without an axe

8. This person who got a text from an old man with boxed wine

9. This person who got, just simply, a terrifying text

10. This person who got a text from a Beanie Baby slash melon

11. This person who got a text from a lady named Melinda who is about to get real drunk

12. This person who got a text from two people sharing a single ear of corn

13. This person who got a text from someone who is really into squirrels

14. This person who got a text of a vague death threat

15. Whoa. Phyllis

16. This person who got sent a random picture of someone’s kid

17. This person who got a text from someone who really wants Priscilla to know she smells like tuna

18. This person who got a text about a bisexual experience

19. This person who got a text from a poet who just wants someone to go to their club event

20. This person who got texted the strangest compliment

21. This person who got a text about selling poodles

22. This guy who got texted something about a #fireinthehole