"Mad how dogs can swim way no lessons."
The finest, most batshit city in Scotland really outdid itself this year.
Imagine if toast was A4 size.
You say Snapchat, I say speedwank.
She tagged him in a dog video, defo means she's shagging him.
Shame ye cannae contour yer horrible personality
One language,but two very different countries.
No one understands food better.
You got drunk in fields, actually enjoyed school trips, and your pals were the best.
Weird huh? When every other country wants to reduce smoking, in Indonesia people smoke like it's the 1950s. They smoke like it's the coolest thing ever.
Ave been snapchatting this goth and she phones me before bed time to tell me scary stories haha.
Trump is a fat fanny who canny deal wi a family on the sims never mind his own country.