1.
What idiot called it incest instead of pumpkin?
@Manda_like_wine

2.
Why isn’t a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters.
@BuckyIsotope

3.
Why is it called a ‘dad-bod’ and not a ‘father-figure’?
@SkinnerSteven

4.
I’d love to get in touch with Emilio Esteves. Does anyone have his emailio addressteves?
@shockproofbeats

5.
Who called it an allergy attack and not a sneezure?
@Lerky

6.
Why do we call it “hiring a hitman” and not “ordering takeout”
@Home_Halfway

7.
“What should we call this thing in the ocean that is land?”
How about island?
“Seems too obvious”
What if we pronounced it weird
“Perfect”
@sageboggs

8.
what idiot called him alexander graham bell instead of the lord of the rings
@chetporter

9.
Why are they called territorial disputes and not ground beef
@mattytalks

10.
what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles
@nice_mustard

11.
who called it car repair instead of autocorrect
@fro_vo

12.
What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor.
@jazmasta

13.
What should we call this giant advertising board?
PHIL: A philboard
BILL: I have a better idea
@InternetHippo

14.
Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names.
@ceejoyner

15.
Who called it friends with benefits and not homiesexual
@PanicAtTheSisqo

16.
Who called it a baby sonogram and not a womb with a view?
@Rollinintheseat

17.
Why is it called a Breathalyzer and not a Litness Test?
@shindags

18.
What idiot called it Popemobile instead of Miracle Whip
@DanMentos

19.
What idiot called it “insomnia” and not “resisting a rest”?
@daemonic3

20.
Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?
@chuuew

21.
What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?
@sadvil