1.
I’m sorry if I don’t wave or smile back at you while I’m running. It’s just that I’m trying very hard to not die.
@KevinFarzad

2.
I hate when I’m running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it’s been 4 minutes.
@KentWGraham

3.
woke up in running clothes. really admire drunk me and her ambitions.
@sapna

4.
do people running at 6am know about not running at 6am
@chelseanachman

5.
[friend is telling me about running a marathon]
*raises hand*
“So you like did this on purpose?”
@SortaBad

6.
That awkward moment running near a friends house when you want to text them “hey, can I poop in your bathroom real quick?”
@laurenfleshman

7.
so phil and i actually just WENT FOR A RUN. i can’t tell if the taste in my mouth is victory or blood from my lungs but i’ll savour it.
@danisnotonfire

8.
*jogs for 8 minutes* *doesn’t stop sweating for 14 hours*
@LostCatDog

9.
I’m thinking of running a marathon.
Well, I’m thinking of TRAINING for a marathon.
Okay, I just want to carboload.
@jennyjaffe

10.
I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.
@KevinFarzad

11.
Me at night: I’m getting up at 6am to run.
Me next morning: maybe I’ll just do a few sit-ups and call it a day..
@KalynNicholson

12.
“What the fuck are we doing” – my legs during recreational jogging
@senderblock23

13.
Running is great, cause you forget all your problems because you’re too busy focusing on one problem, and that’s that your whole body hurts.
@aaabelle

14.
I always hope that when people see me outside running they think, “wow, an athlete!” but instead it’s prob more like, “Aw, good for her.”
@kramediggles

15.
If you ever hear me say I “love” running, I want you to sign me up for a backwards marathon down a set of spiral stairs.
@BoobsRadley

16.
“Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because you forgot Body Glide and it’s time to take a shower.” -Charlie
@RunWashington

17.
About to start my first half marathon and no one can tell me where the diarrhea pits are located
@saraschaefer1

18.
SLAM flop boing jiggle OUCH
SLAM flop boing jiggle OUCH
SLAM flop boing jiggle OUCH
SLAM flop boing jiggle OUCH
–Me, running
@HousewifeOfHell

19.
finally tried the whole “jogging” thing. there are people who do this every day?? for longer than ten minutes???
@IamEnidColeslaw

20.
Tomorrow I’m definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!
@AngelaEhh

21.
ME: can’t go running with you, all my workout clothes are dirty
FRIEND: oh nice, been exercising?
ME: no, pasta sauce
@TheCatWhisprer

22.
My running form could be described as “drunk woman slowly being chased by no one”
@katiedippold

23.
I like all the things about running that aren’t running. (Eating carbs, comfortable footwear, being cheered.)
@joshgondelman

24.
Such a beautiful day out, I thought I’d go running. But then I remembered I don’t do that so now I’m eating Doritos for breakfast.
@thatdutchperson

25.
do people who run know that we’re not food anymore
@IamEnidColeslaw

26.
I wish running felt great during and terrible after instead of the reverse, because I seem to be better about doing things in vodka order.
@BoobsRadley

27.
*Decides to start running again.
*Bends over to tie shoes.
Lol. Nope.
@AngelaEhh

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