#1

I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier."

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 1, 2019

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#4

me when i go to trader joe’s pic.twitter.com/bLBicdrU05

— ryan (@espeonb0y) June 18, 2019

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#7

me: cool its fall

trader joes: pic.twitter.com/eDLyi9moAl

—(@smashedmcdouble) October 25, 2017

#8

Being in your 20s is so cool because some of your friends are getting engaged and having babies and some of your friends are partying every night and doing cocaine and im just aimlessly wandering up and down the aisles at Trader Joe’s searching for a purpose in life

— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) May 28, 2019

#9

I used to want a boyfriend but now I just go to trader joe’s once a week and make conversation with a cashier it’s the same level of intimacy

— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) May 30, 2019

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#11

how did trader joe’s build such a solid brand to the point where they can sell me a microwaveable burrito and I still think it’s healthy ?? we have to hand it to trader joe on this

— AUBREY (@aubrey031018) November 27, 2018

#12

shaving my entire body before i go to trader joe’s just incase the employee w face tats finally decides to risk it all

— alexa (@playnikes) March 21, 2019

#13

the Trader Joe’s cashier just finished bagging my groceries and asked me “what are you passionate about?” ….I don’t think my last boyfriend even got that intimate with me

— presley (@preslatte) February 22, 2019

#14

I’m “get unreasonably attached to something they sell at Trader Joe’s and freak out when it seems like they no longer sell it” years old

— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 21, 2019

#15

Trader Joe's in the bay lit pic.twitter.com/I82ajYQqLr

— flon (@frvnxcesca) December 3, 2016

#16

name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier

— bhed bug (@BUGPOSTING) February 19, 2019

#17

The aisles at Trader Joe's are designed so that you have to get in the way of the same agitated single mother three times.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) October 19, 2018

#18

Ya boy is back with more Trader Joe’s products that fit into “Eleanor Rigby.” pic.twitter.com/944cvRhwne

— Daniel Spenser (@DanSpenser) January 7, 2018

#19

My moms camped out for a new Trader Joe's store opening today like it was a new iPhone. Lesbian vegetarians are so crazy.

— Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe) October 14, 2015

#20

If I ever did drugs I'd definitely do Trader Joe's peppermint joe joes

— David DeWeil (@daviddeweil) December 24, 2016

#21

Why can't our government be run with the same friendly efficiency as a Trader Joe's?

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 16, 2016

#22

Just gasped from excitement while reading about new items in the Trader Joe's Fearless Flyer newsletter. Someone come check me for a pulse.

— mamrie hart (@mametown) September 28, 2016

#23

My local Trader Joe's has run out of coconut oil. I just hope this doesn't end in violence

— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) November 30, 2014

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#25

no matter how much or little you buy at trader joe's it always costs exactly $40

— Alanna Okun (@alanna) April 30, 2015

#26

why is trader joes like the spot for everything where is joe and how do i trade him my virginity i wanna f*ck him

— lohanthony (@lohanthony) November 9, 2015

#27

me: hey

trader joes worker w/ ponytail: have u tried the vegan cheese. it tastes just like regular cheese

— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) February 17, 2017

#28

The devil works hard but the Trader Joes florist works harder. pic.twitter.com/ZzRVefBkaX

— juliet(@youngblondemom) January 21, 2019

#29

Used to love mosh pits for the aggressive human contact but now I just shop at Trader Joe's on a Sunday

— Simon Barrett (@Simon_Barrett) December 18, 2016

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