In 2021, it's estimated that about 30% of newly diagnosed cancers in women will be breast cancers.
A mother's genetics determines how clever her children are, according to researchers, and the father makes no difference.
The cats kissing in the jack o lantern.
"Took Me Eleven Minutes to do That Thing I've Been Avoiding for Three Months: A Memoir."
Are men okay?
"Imagine being put on blast for being a dumba*s when you were thirteen, 4000 years later."
"You're not like other girls."
"Hey boss sorry I’m 3 hours late I was trying to figure out how influencers tuck giant sweaters into tiny skirts."
"This email finds me suffering actually but thank u"
Women’s clothing doesn’t have pockets at all, or their pockets are smaller than men’s, or their pockets are fake.
"Alright ladies, it’s time to 'Omg I’m so cold feel my hands' your way into a relationship season."
"Hot Girl Summer is over. It's time for Grand Theft Autumn."
The knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible.
Sorry, it's fact.
"Bury me with a hair tie on my wrist just in case."
"'No worries if not!' I type, with full knowledge that, if not, I will worry."