#1 This man, I — er — don’t even have words for actually:

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#2 This man shot his shot on a woman’s ANNIVERSARY:

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#3 This man really expected someone to compete with his girlfriend:

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#4 This man actually gave this reason for not replacing the toilet paper:

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#5 This man was clearly a stranger to subtlety:

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#6 This man seriously showed up to a potluck and served THIS:

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#7 This man dragged his girlfriend’s new phone selfie:

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#8 This man was really gonna risk it all for his ex:

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#9 This man made an unlikely comparison to his girlfriend and a Spongebob character:

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#10 This man took his own interpretation to his sister’s words:

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#11 This man shot his shot with 38 women at the same. Damn. Time!!!:

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#12 This man is hopefully single now:

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#13 This man on Tinder should’ve just shut the hell up:

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#14 This delivery man had a bit of an attitude:

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#15 This man compared someone’s ethnicity to a Disney princess:

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#16 This man seriously got in a coffin just to make a point to his class:

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#17 This man gave his partner a sympathy card for Valentine’s day, because, ya know, masculinity or whatever:

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#18 This man told someone he wouldn’t share his Disney+ account in the most EXTRA way possible:

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