1. Because I wouldn’t let her grab the dog by the penis…
jossiebean
2. I asked her to walk to the top of the driveway instead of carrying her.
JackieMackk
3. Daddy tried to read her a book. She wanted Mama to read it. The book is “Just Me & My Dad”
kelsigulig
4. Because the people on the plane in the sky wouldn’t wave back at her.
quicktipsfornewdads
5. I wouldn’t let him dip his toothbrush into my wine glass.
anniejurrens
6. Because he can’t watch daddy poop
vickywithawhy
7. I told her ‘no more of mommy’s makeup
Shelby G
8. We didn’t let her go outside without pants and shoes on
ellendejaneres
9. He offered me a bite of his pretzel, and I took it.
Jameson W
10. She farted and got a fright
thekellymae
11. There was frosting on both sides of her Oreo.
Sarah S
12. The ‘Best Dad’ wouldn’t let her eat the remote control
Anne S.
13. I wouldn’t let him eat the pregnancy test I was taking.
Caroline B
14. When he said he needed to get dressed I reminded him he already was
momspeakssarcasm
15. He realized his caramel apple has an apple in it
Kristen F
16. He doesn’t want to stand up and he doesn’t want to lie down
Danean
17. Her pull-behind dog keeps following her when she pulls it
Amy I
18. Because I wont let him dip his fingers in my hot coffee.
alaskanann
19. Cohen cried for 20 minutes because he NEEDED the pink bus, 2 minutes later he is EPICALLY melting down because ‘I don’t like pink’.
carrieraber
20. I’m an asshole parent because you have to take your socks and clothes off in order to go swimming…
randellnicole
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