#1 The loneliest worker:

oflacar / Via twitter.com

#2 Timberlake’s biggest fan:

jellybeing, eeddoogg / Via tumblr.com

#3 The elevator lover:

ryanlangdon_ / Via twitter.com

#4 The most aggressive shopper:

facebook.com

#5 The aggressive pi*ser:

unknown

#6 The soup warner:

tuftyfrog / Via twitter.com

#7 The gice done:

cman525 / Via twitter.com

#8 The worried student:

CBMSt1 / Via twitter.com

#9 The conehead:

uncle-whisky / Via tumblr.com

#10 Mom and her slang:

hollyycat / Via twitter.com

#11 The Subway banished:

finalbawse / Via reddit.com

#12 The fastest driver in the west:

ifunny.co

#13 The most awkward person in Target:

klondikebrat / Via twitter.com

#14 The honest retail worker:

envyadams, ladyintheattic / Via tumblr.com

#15 The inventor of everyone’s new favorite dish:

michaelgotnudes / Via twitter.com

#16 And Danielle:

sewkx / Via twitter.com

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