16 Jokes For Millennials Who Can Only Dream Of Owning A House, Sorry
Millennials can't afford homes because they are greedily using both kidneys.
Literally Just A Bunch Of Funny Tweets About Amazon Buying Out Whole Foods
I, too, spend $13.7 billion at Whole Foods.
16 Jokes You’ll Only Understand If You’re A Homebody Through And Through
Nothing saves money like being antisocial.
32 Jokes About Marriage That Will Make You Both Laugh
But really, what do you want to eat tonight?
32 Tweets That Would Have Made Zero Fucking Sense 20 Years Ago
We've come a long way.
16 Target Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
I am Target, and Target is me.
32 Tweets That’ll Make Zero Sense If You’re Not British
You'll never look at Barry Chuckle in the same way again.
20 Tweets That Will Make You LOL But Also Say “I’m Going To Hell”
That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
18 Jokes About The Friend Zone That Will Make Women Laugh
Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.
21 Jokes You’ll Find Funny If You’ve Ever Pooped
Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there.
20 Jokes That Are Hilariously Accurate For Anyone Who Loves Food Network
*arranges my dish into a smiley face before giving it to the judges*
20 Jokes That Will Make Anyone Who Loves Wine Laugh Out Loud
*sniffs wine* do I detect a hint of grapes?
20 Jokes You’ll Only Get If You’ve Ever Worked In Customer Service
I goddamn live here.
20 Actually Hilarious Jokes About Lying
People be surprised when I tell em I have a 4.0 GPA while working & maintaining an active social life, but anything is possible when you lie
30 Jokes About Getting Old That Only People Over Their 30′s Will Understand
26 yrs - wait
27 yrs - oh god
28 yrs - please make it stop