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Can't believe how different booty calling and butt dialing are.
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These people weren't looking for numbers, but numbers found them anyway.
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So they won't show sex on TV but showing a hot pizza slice slowly being lifted up is just fine.
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Beware diet advice that recommends "eating light," for that is most certainly the way you become a black hole
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Yes, we are a highly diverse company. Susan in accounts is a goth.
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First rule of introvert club: there is no introvert club. Thank goodness.
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My man Michael looking like CEO of Dunder Mifflin.
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♫ "All the Pringle ladies / Get their hands stuck." ♫
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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Millennials can't afford homes because they are greedily using both kidneys.
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I, too, spend $13.7 billion at Whole Foods.
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Nothing saves money like being antisocial.
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But really, what do you want to eat tonight?
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We've come a long way.
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I am Target, and Target is me.
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You'll never look at Barry Chuckle in the same way again.