"My kids' favorite place to go shopping for toys is the pile I just set aside for Goodwill."
Me: Do that thing I like. Husband: [takes the kids and leaves]
"I have some in my purse." — Moms about everything, ever.
Moms = geniuses.
Thank God it's Friday! Just kidding, I'm a parent.
And you thought drunk texts were funny.
Being a mother is not an easy job. It is a thankless job with no vacation, pay or perks.
We having scoured the internet for the very best, most useful and creative parenting hacks.
The floor has been fed dinner. Oops, I meant the toddler!
My mom's favorite thing to do is not doing work.
It’s a beautiful struggle.
Take the kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said.