I have a tank full of hugs waiting in the kitchen!
We don't deserve them!!!!!!!!!
Toddlers are just teenagers with less life experience.
Baby just fell asleep. Be quiet or you're dead.
My mom is weird!!!
Our youngest lightly bumped into something, if you're wondering why she's wearing 37 band-aids.
I've got terminal cancer, and she's still here.
My daughter bawled because she didn't want me to get wet — I was taking a shower.
"I have some in my purse." — Moms about everything, ever.
Moms love to text "call me" and then not answer when you do.
Only a parent could be this smart.
Parenting is tough.
The very best mom jokes are SAVAGE.
Parenting is hard enough without this crap.
Let's face it, your kids are basically Michael Scott.
Now it’s your turn to enjoy!