Author J.K. Rowling wrote the final chapter of the last Harry Potter book in 1990, 7 years before the release of the first book.
For the release of 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,' over 9,000 FedEx trucks were used with no other purpose than to deliver the book.
Harry saying Snape was amazing and brave is literally the worst thing that ever happened (Umbridge is a close 2nd).
"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!"
Harry named his son WHAT??!
"Ain't White Claw that Harry Potter house?"
HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH?!
This is a long one, like...at least three rolls of parchment.
"Harry Potter was a trust fund jock who became a cop and married his high school sweetheart."
Please, JK Rowling, I beg you, Potter less.
In all seven books, Harry Potter only bathes once.
Voldemort really blew a 7-0 Horcrux lead...get that bum outta here, man.
He probably would've fallen into a deep depression...
Don't worry if you peaked in high school. So did Harry Potter.
Ft. Ryan Reynolds, Barack Obama, and the Wendy's chicken nugget kid.